It looks like you’ve combined two very different pieces — one is a serious report about a teen’s 985-year prison sentence, and the other is actually a satirical/joke story about child custody and the New York Knicks.
The Knicks part is a long-running sports humor bit that isn’t real news — it’s meant to be tongue-in-cheek, playing on the team’s losing record.
If you want, I can separate them and rewrite each one clearly:
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The courtroom sentencing story in a concise, serious tone.
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The Knicks custody joke in a sharper, cleaner comedic style so the humor stands out.
Do you want me to split them like that?
